Everything You Ever Wanted

Everything You Ever WantedA beautiful new planet. A meaningful new life. Are you ready? You wake up. You go to work. You don't go outside for twelve hours at a time. You have strategy meetings about how to use hashtags. After work, you order expensive drink after expensive drink until you're so blackout drunk you can't remember the circumstances which have led you to waking up in bed with your colleague. The next day, you stay in bed until the afternoon, scrolling through your